triplustwo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Or Chicken Feet...]

Chicken Frog Butchered Man Happy Cock

I'd give this a frustrating 5 out of 6. All I can say about the innovention of having finding secrects change the next scene is, it worked really really LITTLE MAN. And as for including System of a Down in the "other" soundtrack, well that just CHICKEN FEET. So, overall, well done sir, you've truly BUTCHERED FROG.

NewEvolution responds:

This review gets a 10 out of 10.

Truly in the spirit of the piece.

[Adolf Hitler: ATIO80W 02]

Very very poor

That was a terrible, terrible flash. And before you start the whole "LOZ U GAVE ME A BAD REVIEW WEN THE J/K WZ ABOUT BAD REVIWERS" routine, I'm well within my rights to maturely comment on how lazy the animation was. Poorly compressed, a weak joke thinly stretched, this was a very sub-standard entry. (This is the point where you make a self-contradictory statement about how having the capacity to not like stuff somehow makes me a "n00b", thus illustrating your ineptness with the Newgrounds rules.)

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

You made a fool of yourself with the end of your review.

[Why there are no...]

Predictable

Yeah, predictable and immature. Bland.

whataboffin responds:

How was in immature?

[Timesplitters FP server]

Pretty good

Yeah that was good. Not enough Timesplitters on Newgrounds, is there? You could just do with improving how you draw blood and gore effects. Considering the weapons and characters were so good, it was a little dissapointing when blood turned out to be large, unconvincing blobs that just popped up for a second. Other than that good. More violence.

flashTEK responds:

lol ive got a VERY high definition sound edit and MUCH better graphics timesplitters flash coming out in a couple of months. ill bring out a trailer!